B.F.F. (Better Fucking Forget it)
by Michelle Stiles
EXT. FRONT YARD - DAY
CORRIN (21) passive-aggressive, skinny red-head with glasses talks to FELICITY (21) cool, pretty brunette with bangs. They are best friend's forever.
CORRIN
Hey Chicky.
FELICITY
Oh...hey.
CORRIN
Why didn't you text me back on Saturday? What? So you're not talking to me now?
FELICITY
I was on vacation spending time with my sister.
CORRIN
You mad at me?
FELICITY
Umm...
CORRIN
C'mon tell me. What's going on with you lately?
FELICITY
You know what? Yes I am!
CORRIN
What the fuck?
FELICITY
You heard me. It hurt my feelings that you bailed on our trip last minute.
CORRIN
Oh please! I'm not even having this conversation with you. Bye!
FELICITY
K bye!
CORRIN
Wow, that was a fast reply! You grow some balls all of a sudden?
FELICITY
I've always had balls honey!
CORRIN
This is bullshit.
FELICITY
What? So now my feelings are bullshit? Some friend you are!
CORRIN
Just because I didn't go to the stupid beach with you?
FELICITY
This isn't some last minute escapade. We've been planning this trip for a year now.
CORRIN
So what?
FELICITY
So what?! I was looking forward to it and you didn't even let me know until the night before that you weren't coming.
CORRIN
I told you I had to go to my cousin's grad party.
FELICITY
No. You didn't HAVE to go. You asked your daddy. You're a grown-ass woman and can make your own decisions!
CORRIN
What the fuck?
FELICITY
You also pulled this crap when I invited you to come visit me at school. And for awhile now you've been so distant. You never return my calls and you always have some lame ass excuse. At least I try!
CORRIN
You know I don't like talking on the phone.
FELICITY
What are you eight years old?!
CORRIN
Oh please. You never show up on time when we hang out.
FELICITY
At least I let you know in advance that I'm gonna be late. And that's another thing, I'm so sick of you insulting me about that. Sorry I actually have a life that doesn't revolve around you!
CORRIN
What are you the fucking queen? You're not perfect yourself sweetheart!
FELICITY
I know I'm not perfect. But I don't use my flaws as a crutch!
CORRIN
I don't use my flaws as anything.
FELICITY
Yes you do. I've been through much worse shit in my life than you ever have. Unlike you I grow from it and I learn!
CORRIN
Are you fucking kidding me? Well, if I'm such a crappy person, why are we even friends?
FELICITY
I've tolerated it because I care about you. But this is the last straw! If you can't appreciate my effort then I'm done!
CORRIN
This is absurd! You're yelling at me like a bad dog.
FELICITY
Well, I know a bitch when I see one!
CORRIN
Woah you need to cool your pants honey, or I won't wanna talk to you anymore!
FELICITY
Fine, then don't!
